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Is YAHOO worth $44.6 Billion?
After what may have been a two-year flirtation,
Microsoft is trying again to tie the knot. On Friday
morning, CEO Steve Ballmer
 announced
that the company initiated a $44.6 billion takeover bid
for Yahoo! It's the second time Microsoft has made a
play for the online service. But its current bid is the
firm's boldest move yet and is clearly designed to close
the gap created by Google, which increasingly dominates
the paid search and online advertising business. But in
its attempt to catch up, is Microsoft paying too much?
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Light Spot - Source
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Sleeping on the job: Things To Say If
You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might
happen."
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they
raved about in the last time management course you sent
me to."
8. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the
mission statement & envisioning a new paradigm"
7. "I was testing the keyboard for drool
resistance"
6. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise
to relieve work related stress."
5. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost
figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
4. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
3. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night
just won't wear off!"
2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up
contact lens without hands."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT
SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:
AMEN |
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