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Around the house, the best way to avoid
sudden electrical shocks is to open your electric bill
slowly.
Farmer: “That new man I hired yesterday
doesn’t know much about farming.”
Wife: What makes you say that?
Farmer: Yesterday he found some milk bottles behind the
barn and ran to me shouting that he had found a cow’s
nest.
Crime is getting so bad these days. Just
last week I read about a bank robber who got mugged on
the way to his getaway car.
My brother’s so full of penicillin that
every time he sneezes, he cures a dozen people.
Children are not only a comfort to a man
when he reaches middle age, they help bring it on. |